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  "path": "/the-giants-will-no-longer-be-pummeling-each-other-with-their-crotches",
  "publishedAt": "2026-05-13T14:27:06.000Z",
  "site": "https://defector.com",
  "tags": [
    "MLB",
    "Celebrations",
    "groins",
    "san francisco giants",
    "Whimsy",
    "play rock-paper-scissors"
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  "textContent": "Outfielders have a lot of time on their hands to be alone with their thoughts. The San Francisco Giants don't win a lot of baseball games. Put those two things together and you get magic. _Erotic_ magic.\n\nThe history of the outfield post-win celebration is short but storied. When a team closes out a win, that fielding triad will convene to revel in their victory. Often they high-five; sometimes that involves jumping. Or they slam asses. Maybe they play rock-paper-scissors. They are limited only by their creativity, and the boundaries of good taste, and sometimes not even that. On Monday night, the Giants, winners of two straight and fresh off a big cross-California win over the Dodgers, felt like celebrating. Outfielders Drew Gilbert, Harrison Bader, and Jung Hoo Lee vigorously slammed into each other groin-first. I mean, they really got after it.\n\nhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3mlnti3q34c2z\n\nWhen three outfielders like each other very much...",
  "title": "The Giants Will No Longer Be Pummeling Each Other With Their Crotches"
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