The Secret Meanings of Pop Stars’ Names

Dua Lipa I have two lips.

Elvis Presley Someone has flattened the elves.

Elton John Where’s the bathroom?

Cher I want it all.

Ed Sheeran My eyebrows itch.

Bad Bunny I am going to consume this carrot, and you are powerless to stop me.

John Denver The bathroom is in Colorado.

John Cougar The bathroom is a litter box.

John Legend The bathroom doesn’t actually exist.

Lorde Dear God, please help me learn to spell.

Johnny Rotten The toilet smells bad.

Flo Rida Meet my girlfriend, Ida Ho.

Johnny Cash Got change for the pay toilet?

Eddie Money Yes, I do.

Jon Bon Jovi Party in the outhouse!

Carrie Underwood The pallbearers have fallen.

Keith Richards The keys are too expensive.

Keith Urban The keys are in the city.

Keith Moon The keys are up my ass.

Taylor Swift Your clothes are almost ready.

Britney Spears The Englishman has sharp knees.

Alicia Keys Who the fuck is Keith?

P!NK Pink.

Eminem Skittles.

Mama Cass Elliot Your mother wears army boots.

Olivia Rodrigo Let’s go fishing.

Olivia Dean Let’s kidnap a senior administrator.

Olivia Newton-John Let’s renovate the bathroom.