Exist.Female

#———————————————— #File: exist.female #Last Updated: Before you were born #Status: Auto-enrolled #Effective Date: Immediately #Opt-Out: Not Available #Note: You did not click anything. #Note: It’s still your problem. #————————————————-

INIT woman();

#————————————————— #GENERAL HUMAN CONDITIONS #—————————————————

if (human == woman) {

human- -; object++; Default.value = “Mom”; store(family_dignity, location = clothing);

voting_right = determine(time_period, era, location); #Default value = No

sports = harmful; #injury or scar reduces marriageability_factor

if (sport_status == Yes) {

max(official_uniform_length, bikini-esque) #Aesthetic Purposes call(duty.nurturing, return disappointment); marriageability_factor – – ;

sports.budget = 0; #Allocated sports.broadcasting = NULL; sports.pay != fair; unfair_pay.reason = No_Audience; foot_in_the_door.status = pending; #can be defunct

print(“first woman athlete who…”); print(“men and women are just different”); print(“you should smile more”); print(“not like other girls”); print(“you look like a man”); print(“no guy would want you”); print(“name two athelets”);

speculation.lesbian = High;

}

higher_studies = useless; #education reduces marriageability_factor

if (higher_studies_status == Yes) {

funds_for_wedding – –; marriageability_factor – –; likeablity – –; credibility = rand(0 to 0); suffering_from_success++;

career_path.choice = {primary school teacher, secondary school teacher, high school teacher}

print(“bad influence”) print(“no guy would want you”); print(“not like other girls”); print(“you should smile more”); print(“name two famous scientists”);

input(marriage.status); job_after_marriage = input(husband.permission);

speculation.divorce = High; speculation.freedom = High; speculation.credibility = TBD; speculation.lesbian = High;

}

}

else if (human == man) { Default.value = Random.choose(“men_will_be_men,” “not_all_men”) #ZSG_T&C_applied; voting_right = (if (country == democracy), yes, no_comments)

manliness indicator += sports;

if(sports_status == Yes) {

man_aura_points++ ; inspiration++; upper_body_strength++ ; max(official_uniform_length, fully_covered) #Athletic Purposes sports.budget = 100% #default

}

if (sports_pursue.reason == profession) {

Hobbyzone++; recheck(status_with_family);

if (food_money == there) {continue}

}

higher_studies = Yes; #more money OR more intelligent thinking OR both

if(higher_studies_status =Yes) {

career_prospects++; marriageability_factor++; respect++; male_aura_points++; success++;

career_path.choice = {Anything, Everything, Literally Anything Just Get Money} #Universe_is_my_playground

print(“proud of you brother”); print(“this is why we should get higher pay”); print(“more logical”);

}

else { return undefined_input; print(“gender expectation: binary value only”);

}

#————————————————— #GENERAL STATUS PROTOCOL #—————————————————

while (woman == alive) { maintain(appearance, effort = invisible); calibrate(volume, level = “pleasant”); optimize(body, toward = “desired_but_not_too_desired”);

Assign(woman == complex); Assign(man == simpleton); Assign(decision_making, to = simpleton);

body.status = public_property; uterus.status = open_for_debate; aging.status = null; asking_for_it = YES; #permanent hard-coded constant

home = NULL;

safety = ERROR: variable not found;

while (woman == child) { assign(owner = father);

}

while (woman == adult) { assign(owner = husband);

}

if (initiator == man) { define positive_concept;

}

if (initiator == woman) { define negative_concept; reputation – –; slut_probability = High;

}

print(“you should smile more”); print(“men will be men”); print(“not all men”)

#consent assumed #agreement implied #opt_out not supported

}

#——————————————- #TERMS & CONDITIONS #——————————————-

#*ZSG T&C = define_zero_sum_game(by = physical_strength); #To Be Updated to: “upper_body_combat_strength” || “running_speed” #All outcomes subject to reinterpretation #All victories subject to reassignment #All power metrics historically preapproved #—————————————————