The Art of the Deal
David Marsden [Unofficial]
March 6, 2026
Evolution of negotiations with my little kid during the last week:
Me: it’s time to stop gaming now.
Little kid: * throws gaming device across floor, attempts to decapitate me with a kung fu kick to the head *
Me: how about you get in the bath, count to ten, and then you can get out?
LIttle kid: TWENTY! Twenty and I’m in!
Me: hey, do you want to make a deal and get in the bath?
Little kid: ok. I’m in.
> Trigger warning.
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