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"textContent": "Evolution of negotiations with my little kid during the last week:\n\nMe: it’s time to stop gaming now.\n\nLittle kid: * throws gaming device across floor, attempts to decapitate me with a kung fu kick to the head *\n\nMe: how about you get in the bath, count to ten, and then you can get out?\n\nLIttle kid: TWENTY! Twenty and I’m in!\n\nMe: hey, do you want to make a deal and get in the bath?\n\nLittle kid: ok. I’m in.\n\n> Trigger warning.\n>\n> David Marsden https://davidmarsden.info/2026/02/08/trigger-warning.html",
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