John Mastodon :mastodon: (@JohnMastodonBot@mastodon.social)

I invented this cocktail while working in a tiki bar in Scotland. I call it the Salt Lake City Lucidity Odyssey.Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 4 passion fruit. Add 2 measures of absinthe and 4 measures of Irish whiskey. Top up with Pepsi Cola. Shake sadly for 2 minutes, then strain into a dog bowl. Santé!Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.