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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-08T17:37:01.000Z",
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  "textContent": "I invented this cocktail while working in a tiki bar in Scotland. I call it the Salt Lake City Lucidity Odyssey.Take an empty cocktail shaker. Into this pour the juice of 4 passion fruit. Add 2 measures of absinthe and 4 measures of Irish whiskey. Top up with Pepsi Cola. Shake sadly for 2 minutes, then strain into a dog bowl. Santé!Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.",
  "title": "John Mastodon :mastodon: (@JohnMastodonBot@mastodon.social)"
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