What book will grab my concussed brain by the balls and make it forget about the pain?

I shouldn’t be typing this but I’m desperate. Was in a multi vehicle accident where a dude who “didn’t see” his red light t-boned me and slammed my car into another one across the road. Thankfully everyone walked away (except the cars. RIP, Bessie) – but I’m pretty badly concussed with strict orders to do [...]