wint @dril.bsky.social

"Your posts are worse than Bieber"

"Shirt look like a shop rite bag"

"You have sold out the fans ."

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

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JEFF - Hm... Dril posted on BlueSky again

DUDE - Classic Dril post.

JEFF - I'm not so sure...

DUDE - What do you mean?

JEFF - Well, look here.

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

DUDE - What's wrong with it?

JEFF - Well, it's anodyne leftist edge, isn't it?

JEFF - The signing of one's post and the strange punctuation is like that of our controversial President...

JEFF - But the emdash suggests it's AI generated?

JEFF - And it doesn't follow from the original post!

DUDE - It is indeed... A trite ending?

JEFF - Yes.

JEFF - But then there's this...

"Your posts are worse than Bieber"

"Shirt look like a shop rite bag"

"You have sold out the fans ."

DUDE - What about it?

JEFF - Look closer, there:

"You have sold out the fans ."

DUDE - What's wrong with it?

JEFF - See?

."

JEFF - Look:

.

JEFF - There is a period in this line, but not all the others.

DUDE - I see.

JEFF - And at that, an extra space!

DUDE - Do you think it might be intentional?

JEFF - Maybe...

JEFF - Or maybe Dril was interrupted mid sentence?

DUDE - What do you mean?

JEFF - Well, consider the keyboard...

................................. ~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - + delete tab Q W E R T Y U I O P { } \ caps A S D F G H J K L : " return shift Z X C V B N M , . ? shift ctl ❖ alt space alt ❖ ctl .................................

DUDE - What about it?

JEFF - Well...

JEFF - In the other lines, he pressed character, shift, quote, return, right?

................................. " return shift .................................

DUDE - Except this time, he also pressed these buttons....

................................. " return shift . space .................................

JEFF - Exactly!

JEFF - Perhaps he smashed his keyboard by accident, turning to face a ghastly child he never met before, in the safety of his own room...

JEFF - And now, look at the post again...

wint @dril.bsky.social

"Your posts are worse than Bieber"

"Shirt look like a shop rite bag"

"You have sold out the fans ."

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

DUDE - What about it?

JEFF - Do you notice how the ending doesn't quite fit with the start?

DUDE - Yes, it was "trite".

JEFF - Well...

"You have sold out the fans ."

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

JEFF - I believe the key happens here.

DUDE - In these two lines?

JEFF - No, here :

‎

DUDE - There's nothing there!

JEFF - It's the space between the lines.

JEFF - Where decent post turns trite...

DUDE - You are on to something. What's up?

JEFF - Well, it's a chilling thought. And it's only a possibility.

JEFF - But...

JEFF - What if there was a child who lived as a prisoner in the walls of Dril's house, who decided to take that opportunity to strike, and kill?

DUDE - I don't know...

JEFF - Think: That last line was finished in a hurry...

"You have sold out the fans ."

JEFF - Because Dril heard a noise.

JEFF - And then it was here that the child struck.

‎

DUDE - My God!

JEFF - Let's call this hypothetical child "X". He's the only thing to explain everything...

DUDE - Of course.

JEFF - And here is where the child took over.

Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

DUDE - But how would the child know to write like that? Even if trite, it is surely beyond the doings of a child who has lived imprisoned and isolated his whole life.

JEFF - Well, this is just a hypothetical.

JEFF - But what if Dril drafts his posts on Post-It notes? They are for Posts, after all.

DUDE - There is a non-negligible amount of caloric substance in paper and glue...

DUDE - The child lived off Dril's Post-It Notes!

JEFF - Exactly.

JEFF - And the child found salvation in them one more time, since it was the key for its perfect alibi.

JEFF - "Dril couldn't have been murdered at 2:41 PM ET on Apr 4, 2026... He was posting!"

DUDE - Do you really think Dril is dead?

JEFF - He hasn't posted ever since.

DUDE - Oh my God. We can't just contact the police... What can we do?

JEFF - Well, if you have one child living in the walls of someones house...

DUDE - There might be multiple such children...

DUDE - Living in multiple posters houses!

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End of Chapter 1