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  "textContent": "> **wint** _@dril.bsky.social_\n>\n> \"Your posts are worse than Bieber\"\n>\n> \"Shirt look like a shop rite bag\"\n>\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n>\n> Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL\n\n* * *\n\nJEFF - Hm... Dril posted on BlueSky again\n\nDUDE - Classic Dril post.\n\nJEFF - I'm not so sure...\n\nDUDE - What do you mean?\n\nJEFF - Well, look here.\n\n> Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL\n\nDUDE - What's wrong with it?\n\nJEFF - Well, it's anodyne leftist edge, isn't it?\n\nJEFF - The signing of one's post and the strange punctuation is like that of our controversial President...\n\nJEFF - But the emdash suggests it's AI generated?\n\nJEFF - And it doesn't follow from the original post!\n\nDUDE - It is indeed... A trite ending?\n\nJEFF - Yes.\n\nJEFF - But then there's _this_...\n\n> \"Your posts are worse than Bieber\"\n>\n> \"Shirt look like a shop rite bag\"\n>\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n\nDUDE - What about it?\n\nJEFF - Look closer, there:\n\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n\nDUDE - What's wrong with it?\n\nJEFF - See?\n\n> # .\"\n\nJEFF - Look:\n\n> ` .`\n\nJEFF - There is a period in this line, but not all the others.\n\nDUDE - I see.\n\nJEFF - And at that, an extra space!\n\nDUDE - Do you think it might be intentional?\n\nJEFF - Maybe...\n\nJEFF - Or maybe Dril was interrupted mid sentence?\n\nDUDE - What do you mean?\n\nJEFF - Well, consider the keyboard...\n\n\n    ................................. ~ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - + delete tab Q W E R T Y U I O P { } \\ caps A S D F G H J K L : \" return shift Z X C V B N M , . ? shift ctl ❖ alt space alt ❖ ctl .................................\n\nDUDE - What about it?\n\nJEFF - Well...\n\nJEFF - In the other lines, he pressed character, shift, quote, return, right?\n\n\n    ................................. \" return shift .................................\n\nDUDE - Except this time, he also pressed these buttons....\n\n\n    ................................. \" return shift . space .................................\n\nJEFF - Exactly!\n\nJEFF - Perhaps he smashed his keyboard by accident, turning to face a ghastly child he never met before, in the safety of his own room...\n\nJEFF - And now, look at the post again...\n\n> **wint** _@dril.bsky.social_\n>\n> \"Your posts are worse than Bieber\"\n>\n> \"Shirt look like a shop rite bag\"\n>\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n>\n> Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL\n\nDUDE - What about it?\n\nJEFF - Do you notice how the ending doesn't quite fit with the start?\n\nDUDE - Yes, it was \"trite\".\n\nJEFF - Well...\n\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n>\n> Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL\n\nJEFF - I believe the key happens here.\n\nDUDE - In these two lines?\n\nJEFF - No, _here_ :\n\n> ‎\n\nDUDE - There's nothing there!\n\nJEFF - It's the space _between_ the lines.\n\nJEFF - Where decent post turns trite...\n\nDUDE - You are on to something. What's up?\n\nJEFF - Well, it's a chilling thought. And it's only a possibility.\n\nJEFF - But...\n\nJEFF - What if there was a child who lived as a prisoner in the walls of Dril's house, who decided to take that opportunity to strike, and kill?\n\nDUDE - I don't know...\n\nJEFF - Think: That last line was finished in a hurry...\n\n> \"You have sold out the fans .\"\n\nJEFF - Because Dril heard a _noise_.\n\nJEFF - And then it was here that the child struck.\n\n> ‎\n\nDUDE - My God!\n\nJEFF - Let's call this hypothetical child \"X\". He's the only thing to explain everything...\n\nDUDE - Of course.\n\nJEFF - And here is where the child took over.\n\n> Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL\n\nDUDE - But how would the child know to write like that? Even if trite, it is surely beyond the doings of a child who has lived imprisoned and isolated his whole life.\n\nJEFF - Well, this is just a hypothetical.\n\nJEFF - But what if Dril drafts his posts on Post-It notes? They _are_ for Posts, after all.\n\nDUDE - There is a non-negligible amount of caloric substance in paper and glue...\n\nDUDE - The child lived off Dril's Post-It Notes!\n\nJEFF - Exactly.\n\nJEFF - And the child found salvation in them one more time, since it was the key for its perfect alibi.\n\nJEFF - \"Dril couldn't have been murdered at 2:41 PM ET on Apr 4, 2026... He was posting!\"\n\nDUDE - Do you really think Dril is dead?\n\nJEFF - He _hasn't posted ever since_.\n\nDUDE - Oh my God. We can't just contact the police... What can we do?\n\nJEFF - Well, if you have one child living in the walls of someones house...\n\nDUDE - There might be multiple such children...\n\nDUDE - Living in _multiple_ posters houses!\n\n* * *\n\n_End of Chapter 1_",
  "title": "Strange Posts",
  "updatedAt": "2026-04-06T01:55:39.000Z"
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