Spam e-mails with the subject line: "YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!"

They apparently caught me... MASTURBATING! Are these scammers from like the 1950s or something? I mean, if they caught me jacking it to MLP smut while doing a Rainbow Brite cosplay, then they'd be cooking with gas. But since my webcam isn't plugged in, that's never going to happen!