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  "path": "/threads/spam-e-mails-with-the-subject-line-you-pervert-i-recorded-you.2634356/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-04-09T07:58:47.000Z",
  "site": "https://forums.anandtech.com",
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  "textContent": "They apparently caught me... <whispers in guilty tones> MASTURBATING!\n\nAre these scammers from like the 1950s or something?\n\nI mean, if they caught me jacking it to MLP smut while doing a Rainbow Brite cosplay, then they'd be cooking with gas. But since my webcam isn't plugged in, that's never going to happen!",
  "title": "Spam e-mails with the subject line: \"YOU PERVERT, I RECORDED YOU!\""
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