Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.

ROLAND, AR—Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his livestock from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. “I first knew something was getting into the pens when I found a tattered, bloody […] The post Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr. appeared first on The Onion.