Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton.bsky.social

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.

3011 followers1295 following25 stories

Longform Stories

Climax (Gaspar Noe, 2018)⭐⭐⭐

May 5·3 min read·448 words

They Will Kill You (Kirill Sokolov, 2026)⭐⭐

May 5·2 min read·216 words

Touch Me (Addison Heimann, 2026)⭐⭐⭐

Apr 29·2 min read·395 words

Apex (Baltasar Kormákur, 2026)⭐⭐

Apr 28·1 min read·195 words

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come (Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett, 2026)⭐⭐

Apr 27·2 min read·227 words

Thrash (Tommy Wirkola, 2026)⭐⭐

Apr 24·2 min read·212 words

Crime 101 (Bart Layton, 2026)⭐⭐⭐

Apr 24·2 min read·203 words

Sisu: Road To Revenge (Jalmari Helander, 2025)⭐⭐

Apr 11·1 min read·177 words

We Bury The Dead (Zak Hilditch, 2026)⭐⭐

Mar 31·2 min read·317 words

Whistle (Corin Hardy, 2025)⭐⭐

Mar 23·2 min read·216 words

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (Gore Verbinski, 2026)⭐⭐⭐

Mar 23·2 min read·291 words

Primate (Johannes Roberts, 2026)⭐⭐⭐

Mar 16·2 min read·293 words

War Machine (Patrick Hughes, 2026)⭐⭐

Mar 10·2 min read·211 words

Shelter (Ric Roman Waugh, 2026)⭐⭐

Mar 6·2 min read·248 words

Mercy (Timur Bekmambetov, 2026)

Feb 25·4 min read·709 words

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Nia DaCosta, 2026)⭐⭐⭐⭐

Feb 24·3 min read·531 words

Send Help (Sam Raimi, 2026)⭐⭐⭐

Feb 9·2 min read·297 words

The Wrecking Crew (Ángel Manuel Soto,2025)⭐

Feb 2·2 min read·275 words

Odyssey (Gerard Johnson, 2025)⭐⭐

Jan 30·2 min read·251 words

Tron:Ares (Joachim Rønning, 2025)⭐⭐⭐

Jan 22·3 min read·564 words

The Rip (Joe Carnahan, 2026)⭐

Jan 21·2 min read·235 words

Dust Bunny (Brian Fuller, 2025)⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jan 17·2 min read·333 words

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson 2025)⭐⭐

Jan 14·2 min read·279 words

She Rides Shotgun (Nick Rowland, 2025)⭐⭐⭐

Jan 13·1 min read·181 words

What is this?

Jan 13·1 min read·12 words