Dinosaur Comics! [Unofficial]

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non-candle-based lights, today known as "lights"

1d ago·1 min read·48 words

t-rex's movie mashup minute

3d ago·1 min read·49 words

doctors have tests they can do, so if you're the sucker that was born in that minute they'll know and then they have to tell your parents

6d ago·1 min read·122 words

finger-quotes disease can be treated with a short length of rope, sturdy and true, to tie your hands behind your back

Jun 10·1 min read·116 words

if you have three (3) friends then let me just say WOW, BRAG MUCH??

Jun 8·1 min read·109 words

ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time. life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate through books without standing up to get more books simply wasn't worth living

Jun 5·1 min read·127 words

I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF "PARMESAN" WAS PRONOUNCED "PAR-ME-SEE-IAN" AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH

Jun 3·1 min read·80 words

sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that, dogs

Jun 1·1 min read·51 words

t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time

May 29·1 min read·42 words

out-of-genre / completely-in-genre covers

May 27·1 min read·43 words

it costs more to go back to 1965 so that's why he chose 1993. a perfect explanation

May 25·1 min read·90 words

we don't know how to swim and we don't know how to not poop our pants every time. being a baby is mortifying and you can't even explain yourself

May 22·1 min read·69 words

do scarecrows scare crow's scarecrows' scared crows

May 20·1 min read·50 words

ladies, gentlemen... it is my pleasure to introduce to you: your new craving

May 18·1 min read·56 words

don't forget to budget for the hours and hours it takes to properly assemble, prepare, and enjoy one (1) coffee

May 15·1 min read·96 words

where do i get my ideas? easy. i think "well, time to have an idea" and then i pick my absolute favourite from the cornucopia that presents itself

May 13·1 min read·28 words

t-rex, just - just stay out of corners bud

May 11·1 min read·9 words

this comic is inspired by... MY DAD, who thinks it's impossible for anyone to tell - much less me, who has known his voice my entire life - when he uses AI

May 8·1 min read·32 words

tick tock, motherlover

May 6·1 min read·3 words

i changed one (1) breaker in one (1) breaker box with the help of my father, who is a retired electrical engineer, and when I commented that he was maybe being overly cautious with a breaker box whose master breaker was off, he said "first, never trust anything is off. and second, all the people who mess with electricity who weren't overly cautious are dead now"

May 4·1 min read·66 words

styles change, but secret third types in ontologies never do

Apr 29·1 min read·10 words

big challenges!! BIG CHALLENGES

Apr 27·1 min read·4 words

annoyingly annoyed

Apr 24·1 min read·2 words

t-rex in: mistakes were made

Apr 22·1 min read·5 words

good girl, bad Bertrand Russell

Apr 20·1 min read·5 words

good news! eventually! possibly. ...maybe

Apr 17·1 min read·5 words

however i am the undisputed global expert on what it's like being me, uncontested though that field may be

Apr 15·1 min read·19 words

it's always good to make new friends!

Apr 13·1 min read·7 words

the ol' genre switcharoo (it's a new genre switcharoo)

Apr 10·1 min read·9 words

uncontacted peoples comix! part two of two

Apr 8·1 min read·7 words

you bet i followed corporate linguistic guidance and included that dash in jell-o!!! i love to follow corporate linguistic guidance but ONLY when i am doing a BIT

Apr 6·1 min read·28 words

death comes to us all, but before it does, LET'S READ SOME COMICS!!

Apr 1·1 min read·13 words

god: if you want me to leave this building, just send me a sign

Mar 30·1 min read·14 words

several parts of his biography here are fabrications, but they're impossible to fully disprove, which makes them the SUPER FUN kind of made-up biography part

Mar 27·1 min read·25 words

the meaning of life AND/OR math

Mar 25·1 min read·6 words

the meaning of life (part 2)

Mar 23·1 min read·6 words

okay i admit: i was thinking of the "&butiwouldratherbereading=thelastdinosaurcomicever" url secret code when writing this one

Mar 20·1 min read·16 words

and thus concludes the trilogy of Three Guys Who Were Great At Different Things, Starring Sherlock Holmes, Batman, And T-Rex, But Not Together, They're On Three Separate And Unrelated Adventures

Mar 18·1 min read·30 words

BATMAN FACTS featuring A TALKING DINOSAUR who you should TRUST

Mar 16·1 min read·10 words

no, it's hairy AND gary, not "hairy gary". look: gary only has the normal amount of hair

Mar 13·1 min read·17 words

writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??"

Mar 11·1 min read·15 words

you only get one choice of archive text though and here it is, no refunds will be entertained!!

Mar 9·1 min read·18 words

you can't spell "glass" without "ass", but this means absolutely nothing and i do regret pointing it out

Mar 6·1 min read·18 words

universe where aphorisms suddenly become literally true comics

Mar 4·1 min read·8 words

we're all in this together, and by "this" i mean "being forced to devour other life if we wish to maintain our own"

Mar 2·1 min read·23 words

okay MAYBE the graphic design could use some work but on the other hand... maybe not??

Feb 27·1 min read·16 words

count your blessings that your blessings don't break the universe

Feb 25·1 min read·10 words

even gay love can end. even the absolutely most gayest of loves can end :(

Feb 20·1 min read·15 words

what does this have to do with holographic type, you ask? and to that i say, "thanks for asking, i was wondering that too actually, good question"

Feb 18·1 min read·27 words

you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad

Feb 16·1 min read·15 words

bacteria comix

Feb 13·1 min read·2 words

i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU

Feb 11·1 min read·25 words

friendpix

Feb 9·1 min read·1 words

billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed

Feb 6·1 min read·16 words

a helpful guide for what i can only ASSUME is a non-negligible percentage of the beings reading this

Feb 4·1 min read·18 words