Dinosaur Comics! [Unofficial]

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non-candle-based lights, today known as "lights"

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t-rex's movie mashup minute

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doctors have tests they can do, so if you're the sucker that was born in that minute they'll know and then they have to tell your parents

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finger-quotes disease can be treated with a short length of rope, sturdy and true, to tie your hands behind your back

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if you have three (3) friends then let me just say WOW, BRAG MUCH??

Jun 8ยท1 min readยท109 words

ted got back in his time machine and returned to his own time. life without a giant wheel full of books that lets you rotate through books without standing up to get more books simply wasn't worth living

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I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF "PARMESAN" WAS PRONOUNCED "PAR-ME-SEE-IAN" AND I GUESS THE ANSWER IS NOT MUCH

Jun 3ยท1 min readยท80 words

sorry to all dogs. also is this why you're all so into pee? ...don't answer that, dogs

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t-rex goes to the gym one (1) time

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out-of-genre / completely-in-genre covers

May 27ยท1 min readยท43 words

it costs more to go back to 1965 so that's why he chose 1993. a perfect explanation

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we don't know how to swim and we don't know how to not poop our pants every time. being a baby is mortifying and you can't even explain yourself

May 22ยท1 min readยท69 words

do scarecrows scare crow's scarecrows' scared crows

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ladies, gentlemen... it is my pleasure to introduce to you: your new craving

May 18ยท1 min readยท56 words

don't forget to budget for the hours and hours it takes to properly assemble, prepare, and enjoy one (1) coffee

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where do i get my ideas? easy. i think "well, time to have an idea" and then i pick my absolute favourite from the cornucopia that presents itself

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t-rex, just - just stay out of corners bud

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this comic is inspired by... MY DAD, who thinks it's impossible for anyone to tell - much less me, who has known his voice my entire life - when he uses AI

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tick tock, motherlover

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i changed one (1) breaker in one (1) breaker box with the help of my father, who is a retired electrical engineer, and when I commented that he was maybe being overly cautious with a breaker box whose master breaker was off, he said "first, never trust anything is off. and second, all the people who mess with electricity who weren't overly cautious are dead now"

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styles change, but secret third types in ontologies never do

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big challenges!! BIG CHALLENGES

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annoyingly annoyed

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t-rex in: mistakes were made

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good girl, bad Bertrand Russell

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good news! eventually! possibly. ...maybe

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however i am the undisputed global expert on what it's like being me, uncontested though that field may be

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it's always good to make new friends!

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the ol' genre switcharoo (it's a new genre switcharoo)

Apr 10ยท1 min readยท9 words

uncontacted peoples comix! part two of two

Apr 8ยท1 min readยท7 words

you bet i followed corporate linguistic guidance and included that dash in jell-o!!! i love to follow corporate linguistic guidance but ONLY when i am doing a BIT

Apr 6ยท1 min readยท28 words

death comes to us all, but before it does, LET'S READ SOME COMICS!!

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god: if you want me to leave this building, just send me a sign

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several parts of his biography here are fabrications, but they're impossible to fully disprove, which makes them the SUPER FUN kind of made-up biography part

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the meaning of life AND/OR math

Mar 25ยท1 min readยท6 words

the meaning of life (part 2)

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okay i admit: i was thinking of the "&butiwouldratherbereading=thelastdinosaurcomicever" url secret code when writing this one

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and thus concludes the trilogy of Three Guys Who Were Great At Different Things, Starring Sherlock Holmes, Batman, And T-Rex, But Not Together, They're On Three Separate And Unrelated Adventures

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BATMAN FACTS featuring A TALKING DINOSAUR who you should TRUST

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no, it's hairy AND gary, not "hairy gary". look: gary only has the normal amount of hair

Mar 13ยท1 min readยท17 words

writing: some downsides?? AND YES I KNOW I'M USING WRITING TO SAY "WRITING: SOME DOWNSIDES??"

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you only get one choice of archive text though and here it is, no refunds will be entertained!!

Mar 9ยท1 min readยท18 words

you can't spell "glass" without "ass", but this means absolutely nothing and i do regret pointing it out

Mar 6ยท1 min readยท18 words

universe where aphorisms suddenly become literally true comics

Mar 4ยท1 min readยท8 words

we're all in this together, and by "this" i mean "being forced to devour other life if we wish to maintain our own"

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okay MAYBE the graphic design could use some work but on the other hand... maybe not??

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count your blessings that your blessings don't break the universe

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even gay love can end. even the absolutely most gayest of loves can end :(

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what does this have to do with holographic type, you ask? and to that i say, "thanks for asking, i was wondering that too actually, good question"

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you're not the boss of me! oh, wait, you are? nevermind, my bad, my bad

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bacteria comix

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i looked up "how to treat a UTI" and now will see ads about it for at least a month. i do this... for YOU

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friendpix

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billions and billions of dudes. possibly too many?? clearly more investigation into the dudes is needed

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a helpful guide for what i can only ASSUME is a non-negligible percentage of the beings reading this

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