IMDB: 3.3/10 A Surfer champion and his friends try to save the city from shark infested water spouts brought on by global warming. The jewel in the crown of The Asylum firm of movie producers, and arg…
IMDB: 5.2/10 A team of ex-air force members attempt to stop a Scientist working for a Martian visitor from acquiring nuclear weapons. Not so much a movie as an episodic TV show mashed together as a mo…
IMDB: 7.3/10 Transylvanian Count Dracula travels to London, falling for the daughter of a Insane Asylum Doctor who he attempts to make his Bride. It's my birthday this weekend! So to celebrate I treat…
IMDB: 3.1/10 Several people pretending to act in a "movie" are slaughtered by one of the worst excuses for a monster I've ever seen. Good lordy lord.
IMDB: 5.1/10 A Spaceship Captain answers a distress call from a science lab on an isolated planet to discover an experiment gone wrong is killing the inhabitants. Oh err! Bit spicy this one! Not afrai…
IMDB: 4.2/10 A Sailor visiting a team of Scientists on a remote island is marooned there when the island is overrun with giant shrews from a failed experiment. I downloaded the Tubi app recently after…
IMDB: 5.1/10 A Priest gains the ability to turn into a dinosaur and after befriending a Prostitute, uses it to kill bad people. I watched this 3 beers deep in a hotel room whilst my fiancée sat next t…
