The Lorem Ipsum, by Daniel Herndon

A Funny Email About Serious Topics [bridged from https://danielkherndon.com/ on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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Maybe I'm Hiring?

It takes 60 seconds to gut 60 minutes. Also, the nerdiest IPO in history.

6d ago·4 min read·767 words

The Slogan Strategy

How our reality is shaped by marketing, and what happens when you have a cool name.

May 29·5 min read·890 words

How Big Can an Apple Be?

And how can you live a life that is better without needing it to be bigger?

May 22·7 min read·1325 words

The Rural Juror

I was there for you. And I expect you to be there for me one day, when my day comes.

May 15·4 min read·608 words

Wrote an Article

Now that the war is over, let us drop a few more bombs to celebrate.

May 8·1 min read·18 words

Bad Numbers

And the best color of candy coating, even if what's inside is all the same.

May 1·1 min read·17 words

A Life of Click Bait

The battle to control our own brains. Plus, Kash Patel.

Apr 24·1 min read·15 words

The Second Return

A presidential second term focused on remaking the USA in his image.

Apr 17·1 min read·15 words

Missing the Moon Shot

Trump attempts to travel further than any human has ever traveled, and ends up closer to the sun.

Apr 10·1 min read·22 words

Fact Based Jobs Grow

Job growth in the fact-checking market is said to be thanks to Trump's evening address to the nation last week.

Apr 3·1 min read·24 words

Round House Kicking the Bucket

Legends never die, and the one we lost this week is no exception.

Mar 27·1 min read·18 words

We Have Gas

But the USA wants even more of it, and will bomb you to get it.

Mar 20·1 min read·18 words

Bad Neighbors

It's not hard to spot one, but we usually point the finger the wrong way.

Mar 13·1 min read·17 words

The Final Battle

Boebert does some damage and Hegseth does the Lords work.

Mar 6·1 min read·13 words

Cauliflower Dreamin’

A visit to the west coast, for more than just my health.

Feb 27·1 min read·14 words

Sincere Hypocrites

A reminder to stand on your principles, as long as it's convenient.

Feb 20·1 min read·14 words

Cold Comfort

Doing my best, even when I'm not feeling that way.

Feb 13·1 min read·12 words

Melania Mania

The years greatest smash hit.

Feb 6·1 min read·7 words

How to Read the News

When fair and balanced is elusive, here's a practical guide to not getting fooled.

Dec 5·1 min read·19 words