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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-23T13:07:52.000Z",
  "site": "https://hexbear.net",
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    "Chapotraphouse",
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  "textContent": "submitted by happybadger to chapotraphouse\n16 points | 4 comments\n\nYou keep giving me toys that I am FUCKING EMBRASSED to be seen with in my truck. I swear I will never buy another The Mandalorian and Grogu King Jr.® Meal and neither will my buddies until you make SERIOUS toys for MEN.\n\nI’m sorry if this came off as angry. I’m not.",
  "title": "An official notice to Burger King: You are about to LOSE the 45-64 male demographic for The Mandalorian and Grogu King Jr.® Meals. MAKE TOYS FOR MEN."
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