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  "textContent": "submitted by KurtVonnegut to slop\n30 points | 5 comments\n\n\nWould love a video game where it is a visual novel and you play an elf who is hired to be a political advisor to an ogre chieftain. “Why build sewer system? Why not just poop my poop in river? I don’t understand what healthy it is.”\n\nLink to article: thedailybeast.com/trumpy-texts-from-maga-favorite…",
  "title": "What my Full-Orc DnD character says after he ends up ruling his own fiefdom at the end of the campaign:"
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