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  "publishedAt": "2026-05-02T05:52:49.000Z",
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  "textContent": "submitted by microfiche to chat\n29 points | 5 comments\n\nI didn’t start til about midnite but I still think I’d rather just let a stranger whack me in the shin w/ a stick for a good nineteen minutes or so. I absolutely hate laundry.",
  "title": "It's almost one AM and I'm still folding laundry"
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