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    "blorp visual cuisine",
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  "textContent": "submitted by CommunistCuddlefish to blorp\n11 points | 1 comments\n\nTwo movies tonight! Eyes of Laura Mars (1978), which was WRITTEN but not directed by John Carpenter, and Big Trouble in Little China by John Carpenter feat. Kurt Russell. Eyes of Laura Mars looks like it could be very interesting or very terrible with no in between, and all I’ve heard about BTiLC is that it is fun and entertaining so it should at least make for a good chaser if the first movie sucks. We will will start P R O M P T L Y at 4:30PM Eastern US time and have only a 5 minute intermission, which will barely get us done by the regular nighttime movie slot.\n\nA note: timezones hard, feel free to use www.worldtimebuddy.com or something similar to do timezone conversions to your local time\n\nWe will be using Blorptube tonight: blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine. IMPORTANT NOTE: please use a good VPN whenever visiting Blorptube due to how peering works. You can read more about Peertube and potential security concerns here: hexbear.net/post/3471120\n\n# Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)\n\nIt follows a New York City fashion photographer who suddenly develops the clairvoyant ability to witness disturbing serial murders from the point of view of the killer. Some critics and film scholars have noted Eyes of Laura Mars as an American version of the Italian giallo with elements of the slasher film. 1h44m long\n\n**Content Warnings for Eyes of Laura Mars (1978)** *\n\nViolence and gore: moderate\n\n- Domestic violence mentioned. - Murders depicted.\n\nSexual violence: moderate\n\n- Child abuse mentioned. - Someone is repeatedly coerced into saying “yes” against their “no”s for sex.\n\nOther:\n\n- Drug use depicted - copaganda - shit depictions of mentally ill people - suicide - sad ending\n\nDoesthedogdie: www.doesthedogdie.com/media/113094\n\nUnconsentingMedia: No entry\n\nIMDB Parental Guide: www.imdb.com/title/tt0077530/parentalguide/\n\nTankieTube link to movie: tankie.tube/w/kX45ezyFqy1wSqBif5QcDP\n\n# Big Trouble in Little China (1986)\n\nA departure from Carpenter’s usual horror fare, this is an action comedy. The film tells the story of truck driver Jack Burton (Russell), who helps his friend Wang Chi (Dun) rescue Wang’s green-eyed fiancée from bandits in San Francisco’s Chinatown. They go into the mysterious underworld beneath Chinatown, where they face an ancient sorcerer named David Lo Pan (Hong), who requires a woman with green eyes to marry him in order to be released from a centuries-old curse. 1h39m long.\n\n**Content Warnings for Big Trouble in Little China (1986)** *\n\nViolence and gore: mild\n\n- Slapstick cartoonish 1980’s PG-13 action violence.\n\nSexual violence: moderate\n\n- “Worthy of note: the plot centres around attempts to rescue a woman who is kidnapped and forced into sexual slavery.” — UnconsentingMedia - SA mentioned or implied, sexual harassment depicted\n\nOther:\n\nDoesthedogdie: www.doesthedogdie.com/media/950045\n\nUnconsentingMedia: www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/1455\n\nIMDB Parental Guide: www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/parentalguide/\n\nTankieTube link to movie: tankie.tube/w/4YCwNNBamVQvuVNjtwj14q",
  "title": "Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movie: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) (1h44m) and Big Trouble in Little China (1986) (1h39m) at 4:30PM and 6:20 respectively Eastern US Time"
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