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  "publishedAt": "2026-03-04T14:04:01.000Z",
  "site": "https://hexbear.net",
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  "textContent": "submitted by Dort_Owl to badposting\n20 points | 3 comments\n\nI am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.\n\nI’m going to call it Scooters.\n\nPlease donate to my Patron and you’ll get free prilosec with your first purchase.",
  "title": "The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business."
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