The site outage made me right-wing. Please support my small business.

submitted by Dort_Owl to badposting 20 points | 3 comments

I am selling all my dort to fund my new business idea. I’m going to open a restaurant where you’re served ribs by scantily clad mopeds.

I’m going to call it Scooters.

Please donate to my Patron and you’ll get free prilosec with your first purchase.