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  "publishedAt": "2026-02-25T13:56:58.000Z",
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  "textContent": "submitted by wombat to blorp\n6 points | 1 comments\n\nIMPORTANT NOTE: please use a VPN whenever visiting Blorptube, or anywhere else on the internet, for that matter. Protect your privacy.\n\nFor this Wednesday Super Slop Night, first up is Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable (2017), a live-action adaptation of the fourth part of Hirohiko Araki’s manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Josuke discovers he is the son of former star Joseph Joestar, and has his very own Stand (read: superpower with a body) that allows him to reverse time. Uh-oh, turns out a whole bunch of bad guys in his little strange town are also Stand users. Cue a whole of wacky fights with various gimmicks. Director is Takashi Miike, whose work we have watched several times on the ‘tube, including Ichi the Killer (2001), Happiness of the Katakuris (2001), Yakuza (2007), 13 Assassins (2010), and Ace Attorney (2012). He has made a lot of movies.\n\nAfter that is Wonka (2023), a fantasy musical prequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), telling the story of how the eponymous character became a reclusive candy mogul. Turns out he was actually battling a sinister chocolate cartel, and was actually freeing chocolate from their nefarious designs and giving the joys of junk food to the masses. Follow your dreams, I guess. Apparently there are some song-and-dance numbers along the way, too. Director Paul King also did the first two Paddington (2014, 2017) movies. Good reviews for this, so let’s check it out.\n\nWe’ll start at 8PM EST on Blorptube, right here:\n\nblorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine\n\nBe there, comrades!\n\n# Letterboxd:\n\n  * Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable: letterboxd.com/…/jojos-bizarre-adventure-diamond-…\n  * Wonka: letterboxd.com/film/wonka/\n\n\n\n# Doesthedogdie.com links:\n\n  * Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable: www.doesthedogdie.com/media/25065\n  * Wonka: www.doesthedogdie.com/media/745402\n\n\n\n# CWs for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable:\n\n  * Child abuse.\n  * Domestic violence.\n  * Blood and gore.\n  * Tooth damage.\n  * Abusive parents…\n  * Shaky cam.\n  * Someone is buried alive.\n  * Copaganda.\n  * Amputation.\n  * Someone struggles to breathe.\n  * Death of parent.\n  * Cheating.\n  * Stalking.\n  * Spitting.\n  * Suicide.\n  * Natural bodies of water.\n  * Abused becomes the abuser.\n  * Jump scares.\n  * Trypophobia.\n  * Gun violence.\n\n\n\n# CWs for Wonka:\n\n  * Smoke.\n  * Child abandonment.\n  * Child abuse.\n  * Someone leaves without saying goodbye.\n  * Domestic violence.\n  * Abusive parents.\n  * Stalking.\n  * Drug addiction.\n  * Animal corpses.\n  * Sad animal.\n  * Bugs.\n  * Someone is drugged.\n  * Someone is held underwater.\n  * Bullying.\n  * Someone is physically restrained.\n  * Someone struggles to breathe.\n  * Unconsciousness.\n  * Kidnapping.\n  * Death of parent.\n  * Natural bodies of water.\n  * Spitting.\n  * Farting.\n  * Prison scene.\n  * Eating disorder.\n  * Body dysmorphia.\n  * Claustrophobia.\n  * Flashing lights.\n  * Jump scares.\n  * Crying baby.\n  * Underwater scenes.\n  * Someone is watched without their knowledge.\n  * Babies.\n  * Fat jokes.\n  * Objectification of male character.\n  * Terminal illness.\n  * Homelessness.\n  * Fat suits.\n  * Honking horns.\n  * Screeching tires.\n\n\n\n# Links to movies:\n\n  * Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable: tankie.tube/w/acwU4hqC1kK5qmuy9fHLBE\n  * Wonka: tankie.tube/w/9sE2hpnMjqeN8TDGTiCwnY\n\n",
  "title": "For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, it’s Takashi Miike’s live-action manga Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable (2017) and fantasy-musical prequel Wonka (2023)! (CWs inside)"
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