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  "textContent": "SEATTLE — Local homeowner Brandon Pike reportedly spent nearly the entirety of his dinner party Saturday night carefully explaining to guests which... Read the full masterpiece\n\nThe post Homeowner Spends Entire Dinner Party Explaining Which Light Switches Guests Free To Use appeared first on HARDTIMES.",
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