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  "textContent": "LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Octagenarian Art Garfunkel is not only alive and well but “still reeling in the ass, possibly now more... Continue this tale\n\nThe post Report: Art Garfunkel Still Getting Ass From 1966’s ‘Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme’ appeared first on HARDTIMES.",
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