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  "textContent": "SEATTLE — Local groupie Ellie Winterman made a significant quality-of-life change by deciding to sleep with metal band Former Oracles’ merch guy... Continue this tale\n\nThe post Groupie Upgrades From Bassist to Merch Guy appeared first on HARDTIMES.",
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