{
  "$type": "site.standard.document",
  "bskyPostRef": {
    "cid": "bafyreidpzzlxdu24sunmvo22avi7vadzykzqsnhd7wtldezo44zxdnsyjm",
    "uri": "at://did:plc:yqgtlrd7pw3etgu5ail3b3fx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprxyzdpo2t2"
  },
  "coverImage": {
    "$type": "blob",
    "ref": {
      "$link": "bafkreig7i6rsgq52mykiq5hetvxr4ds6myw6qd2rysbdmxdletjbwe6mgu"
    },
    "mimeType": "image/jpeg",
    "size": 513479
  },
  "path": "/andy-reid-seated-at-empty-wedding-table-with-12-dinners/",
  "publishedAt": "2026-07-03T11:30:00.000Z",
  "site": "https://theonion.com",
  "tags": [
    "Entertainment",
    "Andy Reid",
    "Taylor Swift",
    "Travis Kelce",
    "Vol 62: Issue 26",
    "Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners",
    "The Onion"
  ],
  "textContent": "NEW YORK—Navigating the venue in search of his place setting, wedding guest Andy Reid was reportedly pleased Friday to find that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce had seated him at an empty table with 12 dinners assigned to him. “I think this is me,” said the Kansas City Chiefs head coach to the dozen plates […]\n\nThe post Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners"
}