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  "publishedAt": "2026-06-29T13:00:00.000Z",
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    "Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Tables",
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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—After working more than 11 years at a local family-owned Italian restaurant, actress Emma Stone confirmed Monday she was finally quitting her job waiting tables. “I’m a little nervous—you know, nothing is ever guaranteed in show business—but my fingers are crossed that everything works out for the best,” said the 37-year-old Stone, who told reporters […]\n\nThe post Emma Stone Finally Quits Waiting Tables appeared first on The Onion.",
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