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  "textContent": "BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that air fryers should not be considered an adequate substitute for human companionship. “An air fryer can be a powerful and reliable tool, but it’s no replacement for genuine interactions with other human beings,” said psychiatrist Lisa McDougan, […]\n\nThe post Doctors Warn Air Fryers Not A Substitute For Human Companionship appeared first on The Onion.",
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