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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—In what experts are already calling one of the worst outbreaks of foodborne illness in decades, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration issued an urgent recall Tuesday for 40,000 gallons of RFK Jr. milk. The recall, which covers all milk produced by the body of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., was […]\n\nThe post FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk"
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