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  "textContent": "An 89-year-old Los Angeles resident plans to climb Mount Kilimanjaro for his 90th birthday this summer, which would make him the oldest person to ever summit Africa’s highest mountain. What do you think?\n\nThe post Man Plans To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro For 90th Birthday appeared first on The Onion.",
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