College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances

EAST LANSING, MI—Calling the 21-year-old’s replies to his emails and text messages “rote” and “overly formal,” local professor Lowell Sterbenz told reporters Friday he was “pretty sure” student Evelyn Atwater was using AI to refuse his sexual advances. “It really is a shame with these undergrads these days,” said the 63-year-old Sterbenz, an art history professor […] The post College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances appeared first on The Onion.