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    "Vol 62: Issue 22",
    "Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him",
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  "textContent": "LONDON—Bolting upright in bed in a cold sweat, actor Tom Holland reportedly woke up from a terrible nightmare Thursday in which the Jenners almost got him. “Oh my God, it was awful—they were bearing down on me, and I screamed and screamed, but no sound came out,” said Holland, who was still trembling as he […]\n\nThe post Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him appeared first on The Onion.",
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