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  "textContent": "DENVER—Remarking that the anti-meat advertisement had significantly misjudged his moral boundaries, local man Tyler Richards reported Tuesday that a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals billboard had falsely assumed he wouldn’t eat his cat. “I know they’re trying to make eating other animals seem wrong, but honestly, I bet my Kiki would taste incredible deep-fried […]\n\nThe post PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat"
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