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Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence

Home [Unofficial] June 3, 2026
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THE NEXT LEVEL—Still reaping the benefits of a mass suicide timed to coincide with the arrival of the Hale–Bopp comet, members of the Heaven’s Gate cult told reporters Friday they were looking forward to this month’s anniversary celebration of their 29th euphoric year on the highest plane of existence. “Shedding my human vehicle and transcending to […] The post Heaven’s Gate Members Enjoy 29th Euphoric Year On Highest Plane Of Existence appeared first on The Onion.

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