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    "Vol 62: Issue 22",
    "Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman",
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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to any man ever rejected by a woman. “At long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no,” said the president, noting […]\n\nThe post Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman"
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