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  "textContent": "WASHINGTON—Drawing intense scrutiny for what opponents have characterized as misuse of agency resources, FBI director Kash Patel came under fire Tuesday for using an FBI jet to blow-dry his hair. “On numerous occasions, Kash Patel has inappropriately utilized a government-funded Gulfstream jet to add shine and smoothness to his hair after a shower,” said Illinois Sen. […]\n\nThe post Kash Patel Under Fire For Using FBI Jet To Blow-Dry Hair appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Kash Patel Under Fire For Using FBI Jet To Blow-Dry Hair"
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