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    "Vol 62: Issue 21",
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  "textContent": "LOS ANGELES—Letting out a deep sigh after reading another review of the HBO show’s third and final season, former NFL running back Marshawn Lynch reportedly expressed regret Thursday for having turned down a Chili’s ad for a role in Euphoria. “That’s it, I’m ruined,” said Lynch, who told reporters he was “kicking [himself]” over his […]\n\nThe post Marshawn Lynch Regrets Turning Down Chili’s Ad For ‘Euphoria’  appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Marshawn Lynch Regrets Turning Down Chili’s Ad For ‘Euphoria’"
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