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  "textContent": "BOONE, NC—Noting that the troubling signs of a toxic dynamic had become too numerous to ignore, area woman Kara Vasques expressed concern Wednesday that she was in a codependent relationship with the rest of humanity. “Sometimes things will be great with me and the human race, but then I start to worry that I don’t […]\n\nThe post Woman Worried She In Codependent Relationship With Rest Of Humanity  appeared first on The Onion.",
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