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  "textContent": "The inaugural Enhanced Games, consisting of weightlifting, swimming, and sprinting, were held, which allowed competitors to take performance-enhancing drugs in hopes of pushing the limits of human achievement. What do you think?\n\nThe post Enhanced Games Allows Competing Athletes To Use Steroids appeared first on The Onion.",
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