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  "textContent": "BETHESDA, MD—Complaining during his annual physical Tuesday that the narrow tubelike structure offered next to no room for socializing, President Donald Trump decried the lack of space to host parties inside an MRI machine. “It’s so cramped that maybe you can fit one or two foreign dignitaries or CEOs in there at most,” said the […]\n\nThe post Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine appeared first on The Onion.",
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