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    "Vol 62: Issue 20",
    "MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys",
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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—Calling the innovation a remarkable step forward in removing fallible judgment from the game, MLB executives announced Friday that they would be attempting to reduce human error with new electronic bat boys. “Until now, MLB has depended on the discernment of 13-year-olds to ferry gear to and from the batter’s box, and the reality […]\n\nThe post MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys"
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