Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg

LOS ANGELES—Touting the success of his intensive anti-aging regimen Project Blueprint, tech multimillionaire Bryan Johnson announced Monday that he had split back into a sperm and an egg. “Thanks to my team of regenerative health physicians, I have effectively reversed the aging process and have never looked or felt more healthy and youthful,” said the […] The post Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg appeared first on The Onion.