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  "textContent": "STANFORD, CA—Issuing a stern reminder to all concert attendees, event security staff warned BTS fans Tuesday evening that flash photography would trigger J-Hope’s assassination protocol. “Have your tickets ready, keys and phones out of your pockets, and—this part is very important, so please listen up—make sure flash settings on your phones and cameras are off, ” […]\n\nThe post BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol appeared first on The Onion.",
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