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    "Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’",
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  "textContent": "CANNES, FRANCE—Glancing over their shoulders to make sure no one was watching them leave, the Cannes Film Festival jury reportedly sneaked off Tuesday to watch Mortal Kombat II. “Come on, no one’s looking, just go,” said actor Stellan Skarsgård, who ushered the rest of the jury members through an emergency exit door and down a […]\n\nThe post Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’  appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’"
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