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    "Vol 62: Issue 20",
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  "textContent": "HEATH, TX—Admitting that he had no memory of agreeing to the endorsement deal, NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal told reporters Tuesday that even he was surprised to learn he was the new spokesman for DivaCup. “Really don’t remember signing up for this one—I remember Icy Hot, the General, JCPenney, and Muscle Milk, but not […]\n\nThe post Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup appeared first on The Onion.",
  "title": "Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup"
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