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  "textContent": "Emails revealed that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” excursion around the sunken Pearl Harbor battleship USS Arizona during an official trip to Hawaii last year, with the agency emphasizing that the outing was not meant as a vacation. What do you think?\n\nThe post Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial appeared first on The Onion.",
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