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  "textContent": "NEW YORK—Urging Americans to think long-term when considering any financial decisions, experts from Wells Fargo recommended Monday that taxpayers earmark a portion of their return from the IRS for funding their dream sandwich. “Rather than spend that money right away, what would happen if you set it aside as an investment in the sandwich of […]\n\nThe post Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich appeared first on The Onion.",
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