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  "textContent": "DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a study published Friday by researchers at the University of Colorado stated that they could seduce a bear if their life depended on it. “Nearly 70% of male respondents claimed that if they encountered an aggressive grizzly […]\n\nThe post Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It appeared first on The Onion.",
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